Friday, October 2, 2009

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT #1



If you're a student, or someone that just lives on a student's budget and diet, this is for you.

Say you've run over to your local Starbucks for a long day of studying. You brought with you:
1) iPod to block out the sound of blenders
2) frumpy hairstyle to get people to leave you alone when you're trying to study
3)Handi-Snacks high-sodium-and-hydrogenated-oil-content spreadable liquid cheese snack with crackers
4) Yan-Yan asian cracker sticks with dippable chocolate snack
when suddenly you RUN OUT OF CRACKERS FROM YOUR HANDI-SNACKS!

When the small amount of crackers runs out and you still have cheese leftover...







You could use your fingers to dunk and suck the cheese off. But if you're a germophobe, just use the sticks that come with your Yan-Yan sticks..




Voila!



Besides learning the various animal biology trivia printed on the sticks, I also learned that there IS still a possibility of printing typos onto those crackers..."Whale = Biggesy Mammal."



Yes, friends." Biggesy."


Unfortunately, I ate the typo stick before taking a picture of it. If I find another stick with that typo, i'm SO documenting it.


Students are poor and eat junk food. This has been a public service announcement.


-Reality Asylum








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